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Sylla Joins Villa?! According to Wikipedia!

This is huge, I’ve seen links on the interwebs but Wikipedia, who is never wrong has published Sylla’s new team! Aston Villa!

We have signed someone ladies and gentlemen I’m sure of it. He is 22, French and plays as a defensive midfielder. This will be confirmed probably tomorrow morning, but I’m letting you all know now.

After the defeat yesterday, Lerner decided that the team needs to investing especially with the new TV money in place and thus we have signed someone. Huge, excellent news; the question now remains will we sign any more players before January ends. But still I’m totally excited about this and hat’s off to you Lerner!

But I don’t think this is the player that we need this season. Bring in some experienced loan deals, doesn’t matter who but we need experience in this side. Sylla would’ve been brilliant had we been 5 places higher the in League, not 18th/19th.

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77 comments on “Sylla Joins Villa?! According to Wikipedia!

  1. This is soul destroying. I’m nearing the point of giving up now

  2. Wikipedia can’t be wrong? I hope that’s tongue in cheek Adam.
    I corrected the Villa article on there, saying the Holte once held 28000 and got blocked!

    As for this player, I hope he will come good quickly but have my doubts.

    This is not the sort of signing we need now, but it’s ok; I’ve just read an article elsewhere that says Lambert has £3 million to play with.
    Hence we’re bound to be safe now.
    I don’t think.

    I really don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

    • …look at results of this evening and you know what to do.

    • Hard to figure out isn’t it like Lerner not really trying or botherd about staying up.Wont the players go to even the ones that came from lower leagues they will want to stay in the PL won’t they and the sky money will be lost.I really don’t understand it.My mind keeps telling me Lerner wants to go down.UTV.

  3. Reading have comeback from 2 down to draw 2-2 with Chelsea.
    All the teams down there are capable of picking up points except Villa. We are now 2nd bottom.

  4. How’s about you suck my bollocks ian?

  5. okay after the brief excitement of a new signing, well 99% done anyway again I have my feet on the ground.

    We still need another old head on the middle of the park. A CB a LB a RB and another Striker would be a bonus. Then we might stay up.

    I’m gonna go and watch some porn and then go to sleep, hopefully I’ll wake up to more good news tomorrow. Unlikely as it is.

  6. Its getting Syllia by the minute.
    The football gods are taking the piss,setting us up,to sign a player with a name like this.

    Seriously,he could be alright but is another”potential” rather than a tried and tested,not what we need right now.However such is the dismal state of our mid field,anything will be an improvement.
    And if I watch much more of that stupid defence strung out like nine pins while the opposition dodge between them……Bennet out on the wing,looking for hair gel,when the Mags scored their first goal.
    Hasn t anybody taught him to leave the zonal shit and team up on a main striker trying to break through.
    FFS its basic stuff…and Westwood,for Cabbage s goal…don t worry about leaping in the air like fkn Nijinsky,just run hard and fast at his right foot,CLOSE HIM DOWN,either that or MARK HIM,which would be nice.

  7. How about we sign a massive block of Swiss cheese,it would have less holes in it than our mid field and defence.
    And get NRC back NOW.

  8. Sylla? Heard half a word we are after Bull to play alongside him.

  9. Just saw Southampton’s manager talking on MOTD through a translator. I wonder…

  10. I have no idea who this, but chances are he is better than what we have in the middle of midfield right now!!

  11. Christ, I have just realized that this guy is a div 2 French player! I give up.

  12. Thank fuck we have almost signed a DM!..We know lambert can unearth gems ala Benteke so this could be a great signing.

  13. Upson,palacios & jones for bent!

  14. I wondered what Sylla was doing now she doesn’t do Blind Date or Surprise Surprise anymore.
    Let’s hope he doesn’t play like the scouser who can’t sing.

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