It’s that time again, when all Villa fans have to don rubber gloves and facemasks to avoid contamination – yes, small heath are visiting B6.
Now we all know it’s the biggest game in their history, the two games they play against us (when they are actually in our division), for us they are but a mere poodle turd on the bottom of our Premier League shoe.
Personally I don’t give a fuck about small heath the team – they are shit, always have been and always will be. They have had more luck than a bloke with two cocks this season. It’s their horrible, dirty, unwashed, knuckledragging, retarded, kiddy fiddling, web footed, sister shagging followers I can’t stand. If we beat small heath for a hundred games in a row, the Noses would still think they are gonna smash us in the next game. Thick as twenty planks they are. And they smell.
They have a repertoire of two songs – Wipe That Snot, and Shit On The Villa. That’s all we will get out of the pea brained morons. Only Millwall have a more reprehensible bunch of troglodytes as fans.
Yep, I’m not a fan of the Bordesley scum. In fact I’d like nowt better than if they went out of business, and left football in Brum to the class act that Villa have always been. But for now we’ll have to make do with taking maximum points frim the untermensch every season they are flukey enough to stay up.
Let’s have a look at some of their players (this should be fun)…..
In goal Joe Hart – on loan, and small heath can’t afford to buy him because they are so small time. They are already trying to loan him again next season. If you can’t afford to buy a player you shouldn’t be in this division you tossers.
In defence, three journeymen who have led a charmed existence this term, and Agent Ridgewell, who looks like he’s been bobbing for apples in a boiling chip pan.
Midfield – old bastards and rejects from poor teams and Scotland. And ex non leaguers.
Up front – Jizz Blob Jerome is their “saviour”, says how shit the rest are, and Choo Choo, the worst striker to play in the top flight for many a year.
If we don’t beat that load of garbage it’ll be a mystery the Large Hadron Collider team wouldn’t be able to work out.
Oh and let’s not forget new owner Egg Foo Yeung and his Charlie Chan Clan – I was sad when Filth Midget and Wolfie sold up, I didn’t know what I’d do for laughs. No need to worry though as the new lot are just as fucking comical. And all those plans of spending £40 million in January? They ended up with a sub standard Dago and Turncoat Gardner. Yes I forgot about him. I hope he’s prepared for the dogs abuse he’s going to get from all corners of Villa Park. Lying bullshitting fuckwad.
So bring ‘em on………and here’s to another three points!
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Hilarious, that’s some put down!! Don’t you get on?
Joe Hart, out of their reach, end of.
wished he was in our reach, is he being kept for the day Given retires ?
“Lying bullshitting fuckwad” is a very fair assessment of Mr Gardner I feel.
The knuckle draggers coming to B6 must be 3 points to Villa.
Very rich coming from a selling team… I’d rather have an ex non leaguer, a couple of coffin dodgers, than a wigan and blues reject! 5 goals in 41 games says it all!
Middling mediocrity again for Martins men, and no europa league, 3 points for the boys in royal blue
KRO, SOTV
rob
^^ haha is this bloke for real? lol!
I think you’ll find you’ve got 3 villa rejects in Gardiner, Phillips & Agent Ridgewell lol – all too sh*t for our squad lol
Enjoy your ‘lofty’ position while you can – next season will back back to where you scummers belong lol
UTV!
That scummer must have got his mummy to type that for him……no, hang on, she’d be illiterate as well.
Great read … funny & spot on!!! They should stop fiddling with flash and get back in their trike tank. UTV
@wookie, its actually 4 – you forgot Keith Fahey(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Fahey) played for your shitty youth team, since then hes grown up to be a big boy, and learnt to deliever a telling cross.
Im off for a beer now, heres for a cracking game on sunday, when your car crash of a team gets the thumping they so thoroughley desevered.
KRO SOTV
rob
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What a fucking bellend, dfeluded doesn’t even come close
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What a fucking bellend, deluded doesn’t even come close
God dam typo!!!!
Just what I like to see Rob, a totally balanced and independant view of Birmingham city.
All good stuff
@Ahmedinnerjacket, good to see you keeping up with the literacy program! All you need to do now is not marry your sister, then maybe we can make a human being of you!
KRO SOTV
rob
ha ha laughed so much.
It’s time for a Carew 4 goal treat.
that’s another Rob by the way
robinghemblind, pots and black kettles spring to mind as your wife is obviously your sister, your Mom sucks your inadequate dick and your Dad hangs around at New Street Station giving blowjobs to tramps
Keep Right On…….being a cunt
Im a different rob btw, im not arsed what you lot think, maybe on sunday afternoon i’ll buy at least one of you a comiserisery pint but you’ll have to visit a neutral pub for that. Still i like a losers spirit, its a bit like you being Goering in ww2 and me being Churchill
watever we aer gonna smash yous claret and blue shite tomoro ridgwell shud b in da england team
KRO SIT ON THE VIlLA
oh dear a blue n white letting the side down with illiteracy
Lol what a retarded fuckwit blues4life is.
Have to give you credit for your last comment robinghemblind — all good banter and then a 12 year old pops his head up. Knobhead