You got to hand it to Hodgson – when Fulham employed Woy I didn’t think he’d even be able to save em from the drop. But he did that, and the following season they qualified for Europe (and they’ve gone a damned sight further than us!). After their 3-1 Europa league defeat at Juventus only a mad man would have bet on them progressing…….well any mad men out there must have made a shitload of cash as Woy’s Boys beat Juventus 4-1, that is some fucking turnaround. Woy must be a good shout for Manager Of The Season

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Well……..the game against the Dingles didn’t go by the fucking script – in fact at the end I was happy to avoid defeat. And after the first twenty minutes and another John Carew goal, it looked a case of “how many”. But something went drastically wrong, we conceded an awful equaliser, and a Jimmy Milner OG saw us go in behind at the break.
Matters weren’t helped by referee Twattenberg who doesn’t seem to like Villa Park or it’s players very much. The feeling is totally mutual. Then with less than 15 minutes to go MO’N played his usual pointless substitution of someone off, Sidwell on. Can’t remember a sub coming on to such deafening silence. This time though, Sidwell hadn’t read the normal script, and his goalbound effort was touched in by Carew to level the game.
This was a game we should have won, and the points dropped will probably fuck us up as the season draws to a conclusion. Too many players had an off day though – Warnock and Downing were cack, Carlos struggled at right back, Jimmy worked hard but was substandard. Ash, JC and Petrov were all great though. At least we never lost…………

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The Dingle fans were a scabby looking bunch. The majority of them were fat, shaven headed neanderthals that looked like they’d never seen a bar of soap. And the blokes were even worse. And their repertoire of songs were all stolen, mainly from scummy small heath and their nearest and not so dearest Boinging Bastard Olbiyun. Although the Villa fans didn’t make themselves out to be MENSA members by singing “Empty seats m’lord” when huge swathes of the Upper Trinity and Upper Holte were uninhabited by Villa fans.

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Still, we did get something to laugh at after the game, as Sunderland put dirtyinbred small heath to the sword at the Stadium Of Shyte. Heh……I love the fact their brain dead syphilitic followers thought they’d got a chance of finishing in a European place. I can hear the Laughing Policeman as I type.

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Oh dear, they’re at it again up at Car-Toon Town. It appears that Steven Taylor has got his jaw broken after being smacked by the lovely Andrew Carroll. Taylor is out for the season, and unsurprisingly Carroll is due in court soon after being bailed on a seperate act of violence. Newcastle seems to attract a better class of thug these days. Not forgetting King Of Chavvy Thugs Joey Barton is still there drawing a huge salary, as no one in their right minds wanted to sign the brain dead bastard. What a joke of a club.

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Wolveszzz followed up their point against us with a fine 3-1 win at Wet Spam. That should see Wolveszzz staying up. As for Wet Spam, the only chance they have of avoiding the drop is if Hull and Burnley continue to be laughingly bad. And as they have two clueless managers in charge (Laws and Dowie) the bubble blowing barra-boys might just escape.
Be nice if they went down though, Porno Dwarf and Dildo Gold would have no fucking chance of blagging the Olympic Stadium. In fact they’d be lucky to get one made out of Lego, cockney tossers.

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I don’t usually have any interest in politics. Politicians are all self serving bastards who only look after number one. So it was with some dismay I saw in the governments pre-election budget that they are increasing the price of cider by 10% ABOVE inflation.
What a bunch of dirty fucking arsebandits.
Why don’t you pick on Pink Gin, Bollinger or Chateauneuf Du Pape ’59?
Labour’s already slim chance of getting my vote just went up in a whisp of Harold Wilson’s pipe smoke.

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Champions League? It seems we were indeed having a laugh. Our third consecutive draw in a game we really should have won, gives Villa a mountain to climb now if 4th spot is to be achieved. A 1-1 draw with Sunderland at Villa Park was simply not good enough. And now Everton are up our jacksies after they won 2-0 at Man Citeh. Deja Vu Time.
Villa did more than enough to win last night but some poor finishing, good saves from their keeper, and yet another fucktard of a referee all conspired to make things impossible. After falling behind it was Big John Carew who scored his 14th of the season to level it up. He almost had a second but Gordon saved superbly – and the knobend ref gave a goal kick. Every time there was a 50-50 call he went against us. Clueless fucking muppet.
I was also disappointed with Delfouneso, who replaced Emile “Man Of Glass” Heskey after about 12 minutes. I thought he’d do the business but in my opinion he looked very ordinary. As did Darren Bent. The high scoring England man has looked no more than average every time I’ve seen him.
So, onto Stamford Bridge on Saturday…….not looking forward to that.

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At least there was one thing to laugh at on Wednesday night – inbred unwashed small heath losing again. This time it was Blackburn that did the good deed…….and David Dunn scoring both goals in a 2-1 win must have made the knuckledraggers even more pissed off. Yes…….The Laughing Policeman is, yet again, playing in the background as I type.

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