I feel sorry for anyone that paid to watch Stoke against the Villa. Listening on the radio was painful enough. Two teams with little idea up front. One team thats only plan is to win throw-ins. We really need to be beating the likes of Stoke if we want 4th place. Another striker should be top of MON’s summer shopping list. But saying that why didn’t he stick Delfouneso on? The kid seems to have the knack of nicking goals, and the fact he threw Gabby on for the last 13 minutes made little difference. Still, at least we never lost!

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Someone else that never lost was dirtyinbredunwashedknuckledraggingkiddyfiddling small heath. Everton, you must be fucking shit to let these clowns recover from being 2 goals down. And there are as-yet undiscovered beings on distant planets in another solar system that KNEW Turncoat Gardner would kiss the scummy badge when he scored. And yesterday that’s exactly what happened. What a fucking prick. Can’t wait for the derby now, as I’ll be giving Liar Liar the full treatment every time he’s within earshot. Slimy little tosser.

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No doubt the tabloids will be a wailing and gnashing their teeth now it seems Beckham will miss his “swansong” world cup due to injury. I’m sure the millions he’s made, the fame and fortune, and the adulation of millions of sheep will soften the blow somewhat. Shame for him I know but if I had his bank balance I’d soon get over it.

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SkyScumSport’s Monday night game was Liverplop versus Pompey. A poor ‘Plop still ran out easy winners, 4-1. Shame that, as before the game they were on the same goal difference as us. Now we really have to beat Wigan. Oh and just a word about Stevie Starfish; tonight he smacked a Pompey player in the back of the head, and amazingly the ref gave a foul but no card of any kind. He was immediately subbed by the Fat Spanish Waiter. Gerrard is utter scum. If he wasn’t rich and famous he’d be in fucking jail now, how he got away with that nightclub incident is anyone’s guess. Fucking scouse tool. Shame it wasn’t Starfish that copped for the injury Beckham has suffered.

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Phil TangoMan Brown got the sack after Hull lost at home to Le Arse, in the 93rd minute. Strange decision as Hull had played rather well. Still, it seems that the Board at Hull have some kind of death wish as they have appointed Ian Dowie as Brown’s successor.
That’s the Dowie who has won…….errrrr…….fuck all as a manager, and got fired more often than not. No wonder small heath are comfortably mid table when there are clubs like Hull about, being run by brain-deads.

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Another win on the road for Villa at Wigan – but it was too close for comfort. A 2-1 win is just what we needed but we had goals disallowed for offside and Kirkland had his usual man of the match peformance against us. Still, it mattered not – after a fortuitous OG gave us the lead we immediately conceded an equaliser. Then up stepped Super Jimmy Milner to bag the winner……another all action lung busting performance from the Jimster. The last couple of minutes were the obligatory squeaky bum time but we held on for a more than deserved victory. That puts us nicely in the frame for that elusive 4th spot. Also we are still unbeaten in 2010 bar the cup final, which is pretty good going in anyone’s book.

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I see Jose Mourinho stuck it up Chelsea as Inter knocked the cockney Blues out of the Chumps league. I’d like to say it’s a shame, and the more English teams that progress the better, but I’d be lying. Fuck Chelsea and their moneybags League Of Nations. Only drawback is they’ll probably be going all out for the FA Cup against us, just in case they fuck up in the Premier League as well. Mourinho is probably the only manager I’d like to see at Villa instead of MO’N. Wankers like John Terry don’t deserve to win Europe’s biggest trophy.

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