Years ago, I remember laughing when someone suggested football should switch to a “summer” game due to bad winters causing postponements and fixture chaos. Now I’m an old phart I totally agree with this……the weather this year as royally pissed me off. Can’t remember the last time I went to Villa Park and didn’t need 17 layers of clothing.

Summer football would be fantastic for 2 reasons;

1. Just a Villa shirt, no need for woolies and coats
2. All the clunge wear next to nothing

I’m sure reason 2 would sway everyone to my way of thinking.

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Man Ure were taken to the cleaners at Goodison yesterday – a 3-1 defeat was just a bit unexpected. If Everton can do it, WE can do it.

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Just got back from our resounding victory over a more-than-doomed Burnley. Funny old game as Piss Pot Greavsie might say………Villa were fucking awful for half an hour and deserved to be trailing. Then we got an equaliser and we never looked back. And a shit-hot spell of 4 goals in 12 second half minutes really put the Whippet Shaggers to the sword. Shame we had to concede a second in injury time as we’d have gone above Liverplop in the table. Apparently their 0-0 with Man Citeh was one of the worst games of the season. They are just keeping that 4th place warm for us.

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Saw a bit of Wigan – Spurszzz in the Holte Suite after. Fucking hell they are lucky bastards; Defoe was absolutely miles offside when he scored the opener but the lino must have been texting someone or playing with his gonads because he didn’t raise his flag. As if “Dirty” Arry and his band of ex Pompey cut price sales need any more fucking jam.

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At least things went well at Craven Cottage. It looked like a typical B’lose jam fest as they went in front thanks to an OG. What a bunch of useless fucktards their strikers are. Choo Choo and Jerome have about 5 goals between ‘em, absolutely laughable. I’m still puzzled how they have managed to fluke so many 1-0 and 2-1 wins. But not today, Hong Kong Phooey, not today. I laughed quite a bit when I heard Zamora had buried a 91st minute free kick to give Foolham all 3 points. In fact I’m still laughing now. Have that you dirty inbred bastards.

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Man Yure warmed up for the Cup final by tonking Wet Spam 3-0. Not that I expected anything else. Sir Fergyscum played a few second stringers but Shrek hit a brace and Golden Bollocks Owen got the third. Enjoy it while you can, fuckers, ’cause we’re gonna shut you out on Sunday ( I am now religiously crossing my fingers, toes, eyes, ears and testicles for good luck)

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Have you seen the pictures of that retard Hong Kong Phooey in his disgraceful fur coat? What in the name of fuck does he look like? I know football club chairman like to spend a bit and look the part but Willy Carson Yeung’s animal skin overcoat looks pathetic. No doubt he got the skins from his homeland where we all know that no one within 200 miles of HK has a pet dog any more. Barbaric bastard.

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Well that wasn’t too difficult – Villa dispose of Colin Wanker’s lot with a 3-1 win. The editor of this site must have cheered through gritted teeth when Big John scored two spotkicks, hahahaaa! Only Petrov and Heskey were missing from the squad so it was a very strong line-up. Guzan played and was finally beaten by a penalty…….I reckon if he’d saved it he would have played on Sunday, now I reckon Hellboy will get the nod. Steve Sidwell came on for his customary Ginger Ninja routine. Atmosphere was a lot better than the Burnley game too.
And as we got back to the Holte Suite we learned that Jealous Guys Olbiyun had lost at home to Reading, oh dear, how sad, never mind. That means a trip to Sunny Berkshire for the Villa travelling army.
Fulham, Pompey, Stoke and Villa for the semis please!!!!

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That’s yer lot for this week…………see y’all at Wembley and Up The Villa