God I think I’m going to heave. Yet again small heath get an injury time goal, this time from Agent Ridgewell, to give the Unwashed another fortuitous win in the FA Cup. I’m convinced if we beat Palace we’ll be playing these cretins in the last 8. Oh joy. Not.

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Well, I was wrong about the Cup draw – but then we aren’t through yet. A trip to Reading or those jealous boingers of Olbiyun await Villa if they can dispose of Palace in a reply at Villa Park. Just watched our 2-2 draw with Colin Wanker’s lot on TV……..Big Red Collins and Captain Petrov on target………..and it would have been very unjust had we not equalised 3 minutes from time. Palace were a typical second tier team fighting their bollocks off for a bit of glory. Hellboy Friedel had a decidedly off day (not sure why Guzan wasn’t between the sticks) as he should have dealt with the corner for their first, and the second….well I’m sure he won’t be happy about being beaten from over 35 yards, however sweetly the free kick was taken.
Heskey went off injured for what seems like the 40th game in a row……….the referee and one lino in particular didn’t seem to actually know the rules properly…..ex-Villan Alan Lee should have been sent off for elbowing Warnock (pity it wasnt Neil)…….we should have had a penalty………the commentators were more biased than Eastern Bloc voters in the Eurovision Song Contest…….but at least we’re still in it.

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I actually would have liked to draw Scum Heath in the next round. If the unthinkable happens, and they beat Portsmouth (who lets face it are fucking awful), it means Wembley will be invaded by unwashed illiterate Cro-Magnon Man lookalikes in F&C rags, with food stains and drool all down the front, horrendously bad B.O and a penchant for mindless violence. These untermensch shouldn’t be anywhere near a Wembley game. Play Up Pompey, for fuck’s sake.

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Talking of the inbreds, my Father told me he had read an article in some crappy rag or another, in which someone (he can’t remember who) had said that small heath’s name is on the Cup. Yes, that’s the FA Cup. My retort was “Oh really? Why, has someone engraved ‘wankers’ on the trophy?”

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Fucking hell, talk about media overkill; David fucking Beckham playing against Man Ure…….I mean, be honest. Do you REALLY give a flying monkey’s nutsack?
Thought not. Me neither.

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That twitchy faced, (allegedly)bung taking cockney gobshite ‘Arry Redknapp has been in court this week, it seems him and that chairman of Portsmouth were (allegedly) in cahoots to try and cream a few bob off the Inland Revenue. What a despicable pair of (alleged) thieves, it’s not as if they were fucking hard up or anything is it? Strange how Bournemouth, West Ham, Portsmouth and Southampton have all been in dire financial straits, and ‘Arry The Bung has been manager at each and every club.
Still, I don’t know what’s worse – the fact he is as bent as a John Barrowman Fan Club Night, or the fact that he lumbered us with his tight-suited son on every fucking footy show (and bastard holiday company ad).

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I see Porno Dwarf and Dildo Dave are doing what they usually do, only at a different club. No sooner do they take over at kit stealers Wet Spam, they immediately start making noises about a “new stadium”. But of course it has to be free, gratis and given to them for nothing. PornoDwarf has got his greedy piggy little eyes on the Olympic Stadium that will become a top notch athletics stadium after the 2012 Games. Olympics minister Tessa Jowell has as good as told the Filth Midget to do one. Hahahaaaa, bad luck you smutty bastards. Looks like you’ll have to dip into your own finances, that or shut the fuck up.

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Well there’s a surprise – headline on BBC Sport website – “Wenger Fury At Porto Goal”. It seems our myopic chum wasn’t too happy that the referee allowed Porto to take a very quick free kick following a pass back that the keeper handled. Seems Monsieur Froggy has forgotten that free kick Arsenhole took quickly, while the Villa defence weren’t ready, in a game at Villa Park a few years back. Thierry Handball Henry scored. Does that jog your memory a little, Arse-ene? What goes around comes around, and all that.

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Another SkyScumSport fuck-about-with-the-fixtures game for us on Sunday, and the phrase “home banker” was invented for games such as Villa versus Burnley. They are utterly shite on their travels, and I fully expect, nay, DEMAND, that Villa take these Northern Monkies to the cleaners. Up the Villa!

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