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5 Reasons to Relegate Newcastle

5 Reasons to Relegate Newcastle

1. Alan Shearer, he has to a lot of people a ‘Mary Poppins’ personality yet as anyone who saw the damage he did to Ugo will testify he has a lot of ‘devil’ in him. Neil Lennon may well agree as well considering how the powers that be figured that Shearer’s assault was not worthy of assault just because he was England captain. And be honest anyone who appoints Iain Dowie cannot be that bright.

2. Big club to go down, in the era where money does dominate it would be great to see a so called big club go down to give hope to everyone that money is not always the answer

3. Remove a rival, If they actually ever got their act together then Newcastle could be a threat to the top 6 teams, removing them to the lower leagues to suffer there would make it easier for Villa

4. Geordie fans, they get this reputation of being super loyal and the worlds greatest fans (c) Sky. However as I saw myself in 1986, with just 18,000 at St James Park, the reality is far from the truth. It is funny to see how they actually wanted to get rid of Robson who at least got them top ten and Fat Sam who at Blackburn has shown he is excellent at managing on tight budgets. The reason for this is that they want a mystical brand of ‘attacking’ football which in reality they have only for a few brief seasons under Keegan until he imploded.

5. Mike Ashley, I think a lot of Newcastle fans would agree with this. He is the image of an owner you never want. He meddles, he brings in mates, he makes himself look like a drunken buffoon. His policies have helped towards their current situation and when you compare him with Lerner then you can see what the major difference is

The perception of the club that the media and the fans wish to portray is of this super club on the Tyne that somehow deserves success just because well it is Newcastle. No club can succeed because of this, you need more than that and to fleece your own fans and self portray yourself as something that you are not is worthy of anything other of relegation.

However let’s face it they will play us and we are equally liable to mess it up for the world of football that wants to see them relegated.

The good guys at Villatalk have posted a good article as well

17 comments on “5 Reasons to Relegate Newcastle

  1. “been around a long time ever since Koogan first went there as manager and saw how much the press and sky (entertainer shite) loved them and licked their arse”

    Your hatred of Newcastle is quite funny .
    In your own words it is based on “how much the press and sky (entertainer shite) loved them and licked their arse”.
    So you hate a club because of what the media say about them, despite the fact that any normal person is aware that the media reports any old rubbish for their own ends.
    You dont like them because of the Sky (entertainer shite), again your own words then you also profess that you have disliked them since “Koogan “first went there as manager.
    So you are a Sky (entertainer shite) fanboy yourself then? :D

    Sorry mate, but you come across as a bit of a clown who needs the media to tell you what to think and who is unable to have any original thoughts of his own.

    Ta ta……

  2. now remind me mate which division you was in in when Koogan went there ?

    yep a non sky division and about to be relegated and the press then went over board on how great you were, that is when it started for me, sky only just emphasised the delusion you lot have about yourselves.

    Some of your fans really come over as jokers but you seem to say not everyone is like that but that was not the case when Koogan went back there again was it ?

    at no point have I said I ‘hate’ Newcastle but you knwo the vast vast majority of fans want you be relegated are we all ‘clowns’ ?

  3. The highest average post World War II attendance at Villa Park was 47,320 in the 1949 season, while the lowest attendance post war was 15,237 in the 1986 season.

    Good to see Villa as good with attendances in 1986 you idiot.

  4. “Some of your fans really come over as jokers ”
    They absolutely do my friend, in exactly the same way as you do for Aston Villa fans.

    “the press then went over board on how great you were, that is when it started for me, sky only just emphasised the delusion you lot have about yourselves.”
    See, yet again you main beef is with what the media say.
    You swallow hook line and sinker everything that the people of Sky Sports TV and the press say or write.
    You seem to be incapable of thinking for yourself. You are basically a copy and paste merchant who needs to be told what to think.

    “sky only just emphasised the delusion you lot have about yourselves.”
    They certainly suckered you in, LOL!

    Ta ta

  5. dear me, you can not even reply because your delusion is so strong in how you see yourselves. the obvious example was you lot hounding Fat Sam out because he did not play ‘attractive football’, well that has done you well eh ?

    One of your forum mods who has a thread linked to this site claims that we are ‘boring’ well if two top 6 finishes in the row are boring, bring it on, because you did that and then got rid of Bobby Robson for Souness, opps

  6. Hounding out Fat Sam…damn right, his football was boring and dull. But lets look at your lot. Targeting one of your own just because his form has tailed off! dear me how dare you!

    Aston Villa’s fickle fans have a big boos problem – just ask Agbonlahor
    By NEIL ASHTON Football News Correspondent
    Last updated at 10:16 AM on 17th March 2009

    Gabriel Agbonlahor is the latest victim of the Modern Football Fan, a passenger
    during Aston Villa’s 2-1 defeat against Tottenham on Sunday and targeted by the increasingly irritable Holte End when he was replaced by young Nathan Delfouneso in the 65th minute.

    Agbonlahor’s form has tailed off. He is no longer the super-confident striker who forced his way into Fabio Capello’s England squad and instead is a fall-guy for the team’s flagging fortunes after they allowed fourth place in the Barclays Premier League to slip.

    Villa manager O’Neill was critical of the club’s fans, reminding them of Agbonlahor’s contribution during the past two seasons and urging them to get behind the team.

    POT KETTLE BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Also 15,000 avg in 1986 mwuahahahahahaha

    POT KETTLE BLACK AGAIN!!!!!!

    • I never claimed we were the world’s greatest and most loyal fans, a look around your forums (not from sky) show that a lot of your fans believe you deserve something for being so good and believe you are the world’s greatest fans

  8. I was angry as anyone after what I saw against Gabby, however not quite the point is it, you hounded out Fat Sam because of this mythical desire for ‘attractive football’. It is a myth you guys have brought into which has never been true.

  9. Here you go again “One of your forum mods who has a thread linked to this site claims that we are ‘boring’ well if two top 6 finishes in the row are boring, bring it on. When was the last time you managed two top 6 finishes ?”

    One person writes that he thinks your team is boring and your tiny little mind is telling you that all Newcastle fans think alike. You fall into this trap everytime you write something.

    “dear me, you can not even reply because in how you see yourselves. the obvious example was you lot hounding Fat Sam out because he did not play ‘attractive football’, well that has done you well eh ?”

    I quite clearly replied and yet again you fail to grasp what is written.
    Your delusion is so strong??? What delusion is that then? Are you saying I am deluded because I think Newcastle’s present team is crap and I think that we will lose on Sunday (thats how I see ourselves as do many other NUFC fans).

    As for hounding people out, you should understand about that seeing as Villa fans tried to get rid of Deadly Doug for long enough. (People in glass hoses and all that!)

    You wont find many Newcastle fans in general who fancy our chances of stopping up and you wont find many (if any) who think that we deserve to stop up.
    So stick that in yer pipe and smoke it.

    Ta ta……..

  10. I can only comment on what I see but you seem very offended that I called you lot delusional. that is how it appears to a lot of Villa fans and a lot of other fans as well. why do we say that ?

    because unfortunatly for you the media probably do reflect the worst aspects of some of your fans but it is also what I read on forums and using the example I quoted.

    What you needed was a Fat Sam in charge, a realist who gets results and is proven, maybe if you had given him longer and not forced Ashely to get Koogan because few others would take the job then you would not be in this position and Sunday would be a meaningless game.

    you guys are part of your problem because you want something that can not be delivered.

  11. “you hounded out Fat Sam because of this mythical desire for ‘attractive football’. It is a myth you guys have brought into which has never been true.”

    Unbelievable……. LOL!

    I give up mate.

    • why is it unbelivable

      the mag said

      “Hounding out Fat Sam…damn right, his football was boring and dull”

      are you really saying ‘the mag’ was a lone voice ?

  12. First of all Im not offended at all.
    I just think that you are too easily led by what you read and hear.

    The Mag has an opinion that the manager of a Newcastle team twatted 4-1 at home to Portsmouth, 3-0 at home to Liverpool, 6-0 at Man Utd and a team that gave Derby 4 of their 11 points is shit.
    Cant say that I disagree with him.
    2 wins in his last 13 matches and some awful team performances are basically the reason why “the man who gets results” got sacked, not because he was hounded out by fans clammering for Keegan.

    Go to go now.
    Nice “arguing” with you.

  13. Deluded newcastle twunts.

    Theres a suprise.

    Truth is if we dont relegate them every other fan of football will be gutted.

    shit club, shit fans, shit owner.

    Small time jokers.

  14. I’m no fan of Newcastle United but i urge you to ignore the insane ramblings of this particular fuckwit. Unfortunately the internet allows the likes of Ian to put into the public domain the thoughts he has in his head, i suppose it’s better than him shouting at cars.

  15. would help mate if you was preapred to debate on the points rather than throw around insults

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